The bartender says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”ġ0.To be frank, I’d have to change my name.ġ1.I bought the world’s worst thesaurus today. That means a lot.”ĩ.A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. Back on the phone, the guy says “OK, now what?”Ĩ.Guy walks up to the widow at her husbands funeral and says, “May I just say one word?” First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says “Calm down. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. He sends in ten puns, hoping at least one of them would win, but unfortunately, no pun in ten did.ħ.Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. 1.My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo.Ģ.What is Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAANNNNND EYEEEEEEE.Ĥ.Why did David Hasselhoff change his name to “The Hoff?”Ħ.A man enters a pun contest in his local newspaper.
